Achievements

A record of milestones and accomplishments across both encyclopedias. Some are real. Some are labelled SATIRE for a reason.

SATIRE

Certified Historical Institution

Declared 'entirely unbiased' by itself, with no external verification whatsoever.

Date
Date unknown
Category
Recognition
Source
The Archives (self-declared)
SATIRE

Peak Glazing Achieved

A community member reached Level 5 of the Glazing Index. Scientists were notified.

Date
Date unknown
Category
Community
Source
The Glazing Index

The Archives Founded

This community encyclopedia was established.

Date
Date unknown
Category
Milestone
Source
The Archives
SATIRE

The Fan Role Acquired

Someone finally obtained the Zyfley Fan role. Nobody knows how.

Date
Date unknown
Category
Community
Source
Zyfley Fan
SATIRE

Zero Sleep Streak

Zyfley allegedly went a record amount of time without sleeping. Unverified.

Date
Date unknown
Category
Lore
Source
Zyfley Lore