Quotes

Things that should probably never have been archived

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The Quotes Archives preserves memorable statements from Ghoulax, Zyfley, and members of the wider community.

Some quotes are genuinely significant.
Some are completely stupid.
Some somehow became lore.
All have been deemed important enough to survive.

The Archives strongly recommends adding real quotes you actually have here rather than inventing quotes and later accidentally treating them as historical fact.

Ghoulax Quotes

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A collection of statements attributed to Ghoulax that have achieved legendary status within the community.

Ghoulax 3/4/2025
"A video game is like life: one day, it shines under the sun of the gazes that bring it to life, and one day, it fades into the shadows when no one remembers it anymore."
Ghoulax 17/5/2025
"whatever i do will become forever what i've done"
Ghoulax 17/5/2025
"I would fell in love with any girl cosplaying in zero two"                                                          "because a normal girl would say "I love you" but zero two would say "aishiteru my darling"
Ghoulax 28/6/2025
"In Several months, Ghoulax will be back on his golden path"
Ghoulax 2/7/2025
"i can summon girls and femboys too but im not a witch, there is alot in my basement"
Ghoulax 20/9/2025
"a girl dmed me im scared"
Ghoulax 11/1/2026
"Im not pulling bitches"
Ghoulax 7/3/2026
"Where hot girl, I want one, I can be sugar daddy"
Ghoulax 13/7/2026
"I love you ghoulax"
Ghoulax 6/8/2026
"so many factors actually makes you a good or bad person for when you grow, and most of these starts at the young age, and until you get old and realize and think more about yourself, or when its too late to think abt the bad stuff youve done"
The Archives recommends prioritizing quotes that became memes, started arguments, created lore, or demonstrated the completely unnecessary amount of aura associated with Ghoulax.

Glazing rating: 10/10

Zyfley Quotes

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The Archives’ collection of memorable Zyfley statements.
Zyfley 1/1/2025
"In a quantum vacuum, pairs of particles and antiparticles (like an elctron and a positron) constantly pop in and out of existence. These are called virtual particles and exist due to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, which allows temporary violations of energy conservation over incredibly short timescales. Even "nothingness" isn't truly empty there's always a baseline level of quantum activity."
Zyfley 3/1/2025
"Isnt it better to be a nerd than to be tehleat"
Zyfley 4/1/2026
"OH I HAVE AN IDEA. Ghoulax studio onlyfan"
Zyfley 29/5/2026
"Im gooning rn"
Zyfley 8/6/2026
"That would be the first girl in my bed ever"
Zyfley 6/8/2026
"Cuz me and tehleat are gay"
Zyfley 16/8/2026
Connor - "What does bdsm stand for"                                                                                            Zyfley - "Bite dick suck mommy"
Zyfley 20/8/2026
"Tehleat swings gay, 0hxsn changed lanes, Ghoulax e-dates while romance rots his brains. Three names, three fates, all lost in the fray. One switched teams, one switched sex, one dates pixels all day."
Zyfley has earned his own collection due to his importance within the community and his long history of development, management, jokes, and lore.

Glazing rating: 9/10

The Archives would like to clarify that 9/10 is extremely high.
It is simply not 10/10.

Cold War Quotes

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Statements allegedly made during the Great Cold War.

These quotes may include battle cries, questionable arguments, desperate counterattacks, and the exact moment Zyfley realized that fighting Ghoulax was probably a terrible idea.

Historical accuracy is questionable.
Entertainment value is not.

Quotes That Escaped Containment

SATIRE
Some quotes were never meant to become famous.

Unfortunately, the internet exists.

Once a sentence enters the community, there is no telling where it will end up.

A random message can become a meme.

A meme can become lore.

Lore can become an article.

And eventually, someone is going to make a section about it.

Quote of the Era

SATIRE
This position is reserved for the single quote considered so legendary that the Archives temporarily stops everything else to document it.

Until that quote is discovered, the position remains vacant.

The Glazing Department has already nominated several Ghoulax quotes.

The Zyfley Department has filed an appeal.

The appeal has been denied.

Last updated: 23rd August 2026

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